The Littlest Sasquatch
IS THIS A JOKE?
A rat, two turtles and worms are on board the Kavoshgar-3, reports say. Tehran’s advances in space and missile technology are worrisome to the West.
I don’t understand space.
Religion in Congress
Out of 100 Senators, 87% are Christian. 13% are Jewish.
Out of 541 Representatives, 89.3% are Christian, 8.4% Jewish, .4% Muslim (2 Members), .4% Buddhist (2 Members), .9% Unknown (10 Members), and .6% identify by other religions.
15% of the US population identifies themselves as Non-religious/Atheist/Agonistic.
Only one member of Congress is an atheist, Pete Stark. That’s .001%.
I mean, I get it, but…COME ON HERE.
What I don’t get is the gender gap but…I can only be upset about one thing at a time.
Congress sucks.
“ Hello chief. Let’s talk, why not?
Mr.Sparkle representative
I don’t think anyone will relate to me, but this was my life every night when i was little.
every. night.
THIS. THIS. AND THIS.
wtf is this Nick News. Never heard of it… I loved rugrats :(
NICK NEWS WITH LINDA ELLERBEE? Uhhhhgggg I’m getting old.
Wordy Rappinghood - an excerpt
Words in papers, words in books
Words on tv, words for crooks
Words of comfort, words of peace
Words to make the fighting cease
Words to tell you what to do
Words are working hard for you
Eat your words but dont go hungry
Words have always nearly hung me
- Tom Tom Club
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
- Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
- Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.
True Story
I fell asleep on the bus this morning and almost missed my stop. I got about 7 1/2 hours of sleep last night, which from what I understand, is a sufficient amount for most people. Yet, I still can’t stay awake for things that are sort of important, like getting off the bus…or…you know…working.
